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      【日 行一善】

      2016-10-27 13:43:30來源:周公解夢


        1、小時候,一天我問媽媽給零花錢!結果媽媽很嚴肅地說沒有!然后我靈機一動說:媽媽,剛我在街上看到爸爸和一個女人在一起!媽媽大怒:他和哪個女人一起?

        我:給我2塊零花錢就告訴你!媽媽慷慨地掏出2塊錢,我接過錢說:是奶奶…


        2、有人說:“腸道面積有200平米,我們的住房還沒有屎住的地方大,還不如去當屎”朋友回復道:“屎住的那是鐘點房。


        3、有一次假日午后,男朋友的媽媽來住屋。碰巧看到男朋友在幫女友洗內褲。叨嘮了幾句,一個大男人幫女人洗內褲成什么樣子?男朋友霸氣的回:自己弄臟的內褲自己洗啊,不然勒?


        4、霜降已經過完了,眼瞅著要正式入冬了。冬天,那是吃肉的季節!

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