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      【穩準狠】

      2016-10-27 12:55:27來源:周公解夢

        

       1、話說單身那么久了,公交車上一低胸巨乳妹子不小心碰了一下我的手,等妹子到站的時候,孩子叫什么名字我都想好了.....


        2、剛剛打車,我都坐上去了,有個大媽過來拉開車門說:我是孕婦,你下來讓給我吧

        我下意思問了一句:孩子是我的?

        她沒說話,現在氣氛很尷尬……


        3、有次逛淘寶買了兩樣東西:衣服和臘腸!結果把衣服的評論寫在臘腸上了。

        然后賣家回復我“注意安全”

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